What Happened at 625 River Road? (2023)
Time: 1hour 11mins
Director: Devon Jovi Johnson
Quick Summary: Students Laura and Kelly travel to New York, where their seemingly ordinary rental home becomes the epicentre of mysterious events.
Well. That was terrible.
I don't even know where to start with how horrible this film was. Nobody could act. I mean nobody. Think of the most monotone, neutral-sounding androids, and this is the acting you get. There were no tone shifts at all. This is with the absolutely dreadful script that is more than likely AI-generated too, or just poorly written.
How do I describe a film that is so predictable, that it was painful? Every "Subtle" thing was so heavy-handed it was screaming the twists within the first 10 minutes.
Don't even get me started on the horrible camera that would just violently shake, or move about in the most nauseating ways.
I am convinced this is some college or university student's project work collaborating with some of the drama classes back in 2015 and has somehow managed to be released years later.
Thank god this was only an hour long.
1/10
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