Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Time: 1h 47mins
Director: Courtney Solomon
Quick Summary: Profion, a tyrant, attempts to overthrow a peaceful kingdom ruled by a tough empress.
No wonder Dungeons & Dragons was uncool for so long.
I'm going to be honest straight away, I barely remember any of the film. I think it was that bad I pushed all memory of it out of my brain. It was just incredibly messy and I had barely any idea what was going on half the time. I'm pretty sure I don't even remember any of their names. Most of the action scenes were just blurry and hard to follow.
Okay, so there were moments I'd find this funny, but I think they were moments that were supposed to be serious but because of how awful the script was it came off as hilarious. But when this film actually tried to be funny. It was not. There was this dwarf who honestly I despised, as I had to watch him talk about having sex with people and constantly making sexual grunts/jokes. This also brings me to mention that everyone, and I mean everyone in this makes the most bizarre facial expressions all the time which I found to be very off-putting.
Now for the main part of this film which hopefully shows how truly awful this film is. This dragon is the opening part of this.
I'll stick to playing it. xD
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The D&D film that came out last year is super good tbh!!
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