Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

 

Genre: Fantasy/ Adventure 

Time: 1h 47mins

Director: Courtney Solomon

Quick Summary: Profion, a tyrant, attempts to overthrow a peaceful kingdom ruled by a tough empress.

No wonder Dungeons & Dragons was uncool for so long.

I'm going to be honest straight away, I barely remember any of the film. I think it was that bad I pushed all memory of it out of my brain. It was just incredibly messy and I had barely any idea what was going on half the time. I'm pretty sure I don't even remember any of their names. Most of the action scenes were just blurry and hard to follow.

Okay, so there were moments I'd find this funny, but I think they were moments that were supposed to be serious but because of how awful the script was it came off as hilarious. But when this film actually tried to be funny. It was not. There was this dwarf who honestly I despised, as I had to watch him talk about having sex with people and constantly making sexual grunts/jokes. This also brings me to mention that everyone, and I mean everyone in this makes the most bizarre facial expressions all the time which I found to be very off-putting. 

Now for the main part of this film which hopefully shows how truly awful this film is. This dragon is the opening part of this.

It was awful. It honestly looks like it was ripped straight out of a game. Watching it move around was even worse. Who let this be in the film. Did they need their eyes checked? This dragon gets killed off pretty quickly by a single door too, which is hilarious in its own right, but watching the blood poor out of this thing was equally as hilarious as it looks like someone just drew red puddles around it. 

If you want to watch something with friends to make fun of this is perfect for it. Otherwise do not watch this. Save your sanity. 

1/10