Midnight Peep Show (2022)

 

Genre: Horror

Time: 1h 37mins

Directors:  Andy Edwards, Airell Anthony Hayles, Ludovica Musumeci, Jake West

Quick Summary: A man stumbles across a darkly magical peepshow booth.

I wish this had porn acting, it would have been better than this shit

I really don't have much to say about this one since I was bored instantly. It's the dark web equivalent of what 50 Shades Of Grey was for the vanilla sex enjoyer. The tamest stereotypes you could think of when it comes to "spicing it up". For something that is supposed to be an underground horror that gives us a peek into what the dark web is like, I was so bored.

Everything is awful, from the acting to the sound effects. In fact, I had to show a few people how bad the sound effects were as one scene has a pistol being used and when it is cocked, it is the most stereotypical generic shotgun sound. I actually think this is the exact sound used. As for the acting, it feels like your average person discovered that rope and handcuffs exist and are trying to be sexy. It just feels gross and it is awful to watch. 

We have a staged break in sexual fantasy explored that is so awkward to watch as the woman just stands there half the time faced or looking like she forgot how to move. Then we have a real-life version of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" where apparently a UTI is passed around like an STD. Finally, we have the most interesting of the three, a woman who finds out about a sex website and takes videos pretending to be a prostitute who unwillingly takes part in limb removal porn, except it's bland and horrible CGI is used. 

The whole thing apparently connects to and honestly, I groaned when they revealed it because it was the most far-fetched thing I have ever watched. It's almost as if people who have never even had a sexual fantasy past "tee-hee I liked to be spanked" made this film, or was written by a middle-aged man. 

This isn't worth it at all. 

1/10