Scary Movie 5 (2013)
Time: 1h 25mins
Director: Malcolm D. Lee
Quick Summary: A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.
The Lesbian sex scene was honestly the highlight of this film.
Boy, they really don't know when to stop, do they? The fact that none of the original cast are in this will hopefully set up just how bad this is. I think the only reason I watched this one is because it's the last in the franchise (for now).
I can't stress just how unfunny this one was, I really think I was just laughing because of how bad it is. Expect the lesbian sex scene which is essentially things like tacos, scissors, and hot dog buns being smashed against each other. The problem with this one is that it never knows when to stop a joke, they just go on and on, forever it feels to the point of you're not even laughing you're just waiting for the joke to finish.
I miss Brenda and Cindy. Ashley Tisdale does an okay job, but she doesn't have the same energy as they did. Everyone else, I've practically forgotten.
I'm glad it's the end and I don't have to suffer through these anymore. Don't bother with this, for your sanity.
2/10
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